This was taken as Lorna & I prepared to go to a fancy dress party a few years ago. Lorna had been nagging me to go as the Hulk, but I was very anti the idea. Eventually, to shut her up, I said that I’d only go if she went as Lara Croft, confident that Lorna would not be comfortable showing that much flesh.
Never, but never, try to bluff your wife.
I got home from work one evening to find Lorna in the hot pants and cut-off t-shirt, holding a large tub of green body paint.
(posted mainly because some of my collegues wanted to see the “other half” of the picture of Lorna I have on my desk.)